eVisibility had some hilarious tshirts over at the latest SMX and I had to include some additional humor that only other SEOs would understand. But first, the ingenious tshirts from eVisibility:

So, to include some of my humor in addition to the ones above:

  • SEO Humor #1
    • <Title>Awesome Pimp</Title>
    • <Meta name=”Description” content=”Your dream guy ready at your service as an awesome pimp.” />
    • On the back of the shirt: Conversion Rate = 2.5%
  • SEO Humor #2
    • On the front: Flash Gordon is my enemy.
    • On the back: Long Live the SEO King of Mondo!
  • SEO Humor #3
    • On the front: All Your Base Belong to Us
    • On the back: Love: Blackhat SEOs
  • SEO Humor #4
    • What Matt doesn’t know, can’t hurt you.
  • SEO Humor #5
    • Titles rock my world
  • SEO Humor #6
    • Google General Warning: 302s can be hazardous for your health.
    • Google General Warning: Paid links can be hazardous for your health.

    SEO Humor #7

    • On the front: If my site drops in rankings its due to the -999 Google Penalty
    • On the back: if your site drops, its ‘cuz I ratted you on buying links

    SEO Humor #8

    • Trust me, an SEO is not a spammer!

    SEO Humor #9

    • On the front: Why pay for something you can get for free right here?
    • On the back: SEO rules

    SEO Humor #10

    • I’m a CEO SEO.