Frequently Asked Questions

GENERAL

What's the purpose of this site?
--It's a personal website, what else do you expect? It's a site about me! No really, I'm not that self-centered!

Why the new version?
--It was about time to make a new version, plus I wanted to included the newest scripts.

What's up with the new version? I like the older one better.
--Please provide constructive criticism rather than just lashing out. Makes you smarter than you seem.

How did you do all this?
--I cut and paste, preferably with Elmer's glue. Email me a more specific question and I'll tell you how.

Why the sci-fi/Star Trek theme? You're such a nerd!
--Thanks! Send more compliments! I have my interests, you have yours. All that matters is mine.

Do you have any new pictures?
--Of you? I hope not. Otherwise, yes. In fact, I even found some old high school pictures in weird places on my computer so I put them up too. I update the pictures quite often as I'm a fan of Kai's Power Goo. Just keep an eye out.

Do you have any new quotes?
--Anytime I say something dumb, it goes up. Anytime you say something dumb, it goes up and stays up.

Do you have any new jokes?
--No, I don't have a jokes page. I have no humor. I don't like humor. If you dare tell me a joke...of course I have new jokes! What kind of question is that?

What does micahfk stand for?
--If you haven't figured that out, then I command you to go through each page of my site again until you do.

What's with 'whiteaznguy'? That's so wrong that you spell "asian" as "azn"!
--Get...a...LIFE! Oh wait... that's kind of ironic of me saying that, isn't it? Oh well, you need one anyway. There are different subcultures and different personalities, if you don't like it, then make your OWN website lambasting it and forward me the link.

Your site is doing some weird things on my computer, why?
--Press CONTROL + ALT + DELETE twice. That should fix the problem.

PERSONAL

Hey Micha, how are you doing?
--If I don't respond, it's likely you've spelled my name wrong. Or, more likely, I'll just correct you right away.

How are you such a nice person?
--Hey! no laughing! People DO call me nice, and that's not just immediate family either! How am I nice... uhm... I'm not politically conservative? No, that won't work... uhm... I'm a sensitive person? Hrm... no, I'll never admit that one publicly... Beats me, don't ask such questions! You only prod me to make fun of you!

Why are you such a mean person?
--Oh look at that, you IMed/emailed the wrong person. It's not MY fault that you're so easy to make fun of. Plus, I'm not THAT mean! Gosh, I've never even been slapped across the face yet by a girl for saying something too mean. So hah! You're wrong. :)

When did you learn to play chess?
--I learned in Kindergarten. Actually, my Dad taught my younger brother, who in turn taught me how to play. After that, I proceeded on beating him just about... oh every time.

Seems like you're still close to your high school friends, very fortunate for you. How did that happen?
--Well, we all mesh well, we all stand up for each other, we all have similar interests, we all have similar personalities, and we all do things together that we like.

Why don't you have a picture of me on your site?
--You're not photogenic and I want people to comeback to my site without being blinded. I just don't have a picture of you yet, sorry.

Can you replace my picture on your site? That's a bad picture of me.
--You don't look in the mirror often do you? Refer to which picture and I might consider it.

Why haven't you quoted me yet?
--You're not funny, I can't help you there. You could try emailing me a list of things you said and the situation involved and I might put it up.

How do you have the time to update your website during the school year?
--Okay, don't tell anyone, this is just between you and me, but I have a special lackey that does all this for me and I just tell him what to do. He sits around my desk idle until I get an idea. Once I tell him my idea, he goes to my keyboard hopping on the keys. You can believe that or just remember I'm not doing a science for a major.

Do you not have a life?
--*feels pulse* Hrm. Guess not. Oh wait I think I felt a pulse! Damn, never mind. I'm from the Silicon Valley, I like making websites, it's a fun hobby.

OTHER

I haven't seen you in so long, what have you been doing?
--I had been successfully avoiding you. I even took you off my AIM buddy list. I've been doing school work, studying, CASA stuff, and website stuff. I'm actually quite busy. I'm going to go now and try to break a record on avoiding you again.

What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
--42.