Eliora Fisher-Kirshner is our daughter, the younger member of the family. This page will be an eternal embarrassment to her as she grows up with a mixture of Jewish and Shanghainese genetics. So far the mixture has been to a mutual benefit of the parents with none of our not-so-good attributes.
This page also provides some SEO value to rank on her name in case someone else tries to rank for her name in the future. That and it may help to spur her to do some SEO of her own to try to hide this page about her.